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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients!
When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
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