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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie still.
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
"Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
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